Pongo Pete Considering Lecture Tour

Pongo Pete, the two-year-old orangutan to whom scientists have successfully taught the theory of evolution by natural selection, (Click Here) has announced he is considering conducting a lecture tour around the bible-belt region of the United States.

“Honestly, these humans are so dumb, they can’t see past the end of their wonderfully evolved noses. This stuff is so simple and obvious, even a five year old human should be able to understand it. Sheesh. Wake up humans!”, said Pongo Pete as he made the announcement.

Dr. Ronald Artest, Pete’s handler, has expressed his concern about the proposed tour. “While on the one hand we think it could do a great deal of good for inter-species relations, we’ve been unable to find a bullet-proof vest in Pete’s size, anywhere. There’s no telling what people might do, especially in Texas, when confronted with incontrovertible proof. It’s like suddenly realizing that the Commies weren’t such bad guys, after all”.

The news was greeted angrily by former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin. “No damn monkey is gonna tell me the truth about anything”, she said. “When does monkey-hunting season start?”

“It’s depressing”, said Pete. “I always believed that humans were made in our image, but had to finally accept the obvious. If I can do it, why can’t they?”

Byron Dorgan’s Crystal Ball

Many experts point to the 1999 Financial Modernization Act as a cause of our current financial crisis. Senator Byron Dorgan opposed the act then and predicted our current crisis. More recently he has questioned the 0 billion bailout plan.
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www.euronews.com He is one of the most respected and influential foreign policy veterans in Washington: Zbigniew Brzezinski, national security adviser under President Jimmy Carter. Brzezinski was one of the earliest establishment supporters of the then-Senator Barack Obama for president. In an exclusive interview with euronews, Brzezinski praises Obama’s new foreign policy team and urges Europe, America’s number one ally, to provide more evocative forward-looking leadership. *Stefan Grobe, euronews Washington correspondent:* Dr. Brzezinski, Barack Obama picked two former Senate colleagues of his to run the State and Defense departments, John Kerry and Chuck Hagel. Both men draw heavily on Vietnam War experience. Is that a mere coincidence or is there a particular Obama message behind these nominations? *Zbigniew Brzezinski:* Oh, it’s a little bit of both. I don’t think it’s designed, particularly, to convey in some fashion the importance of the lessons to be drawn from Vietnam, but on the other hand it certainly was a major episode in America’s adventure on the global scale. And in that sense both of them distinguish themselves and both, probably, are wise enough to draw some wider lessons from it. *euronews:* Do we have something like an Obama doctrine, yet? *Brzezinski:* We have an Obama doctrine, but I have often said – and at some political risk to myself — we have an Obama doctrine, we don’t have an Obama strategy. I think these two guys can provide the strategy for
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No Abortions For Raped Military Women

The Senate recently passed the buck on voting on legislation to amend a current law stating that military women who were raped are not able to receive abortions. Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian discuss this terrible story. Subscribe to The Young Turks: bit.ly The Largest Online New Show in the World. Google+: www.gplus.to Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com

Bernie Sanders Goes After Monsanto

June 14, 2012 C-SPAN MOXNews.com


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A Call To Gun Owners

Fun Gun Reviews Presents: “A Call To Gun Owners” . In the recent dark days that we as a nation have been faced with, many voices are crying out for a solution. If you cherish your rights to Gun Ownership and the 2nd amendment, please take action and let your voice be heard. US Capitol Switchboard at (202) 224-3121. How to contact US Senators: www.senate.gov NRA Website: home.nra.org National Association for Gun Rights www.nationalgunrights.org Gun Owners of America gunowners.org Oregon Mall Shooting local news article: www.kgw.com
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Sign the Petition: chn.ge Facebook: on.fb.me Twitter: twitter.com *** Support meaningful criminal justice reform — Senate Bill S.306 — Contact your Senators: bit.ly *** UNJUSTIFIED is a feature length documentary. It will be released in 2013 and is directed by Nicholas McKinney. For more information about the issues: www.FAMM.org www.AmericaforJustice.org www.PrisonFellowship.org www.sentencingproject.org www.brennancenter.org/content/section/category/justice/ www.heritage.org/issues/legal/overcriminalization www.aclu.org/criminal-law-reform Directed and Produced by Nicholas McKinney Director of Photography: Valery Lyman Edited By: Lorian James Delman Additional Cinematography: Daniel Marracino, Paul Mailman Co-ordinating Producer: David Schankula Archival Producer: Christine Fall Audio: Eric Wylie, Ted Roth A Long Tail Films Production – copyright 2012 Archival stills provided by: Associated Press / Matthew Putney Associated Press / Christopher Gannon Associated Press / Andrea Melendez SourceMedia Group, Cedar Rapids, Iowa The Waterloo Courier Archival footage provided by: AP Archive KCRG-TV9 KSFY News KWWL-TV, Waterloo, IA T3Media

A Tribute to Paul Wellstone

A tribute to the late, great Senator Paul Wellstone (D-MN) from Senate Democrats on the 5th anniversary of his death. democrats.senate.gov

New Jersey Legislators Take on the TSA

Update: Sign the petition to stop invasive TSA screening at stopthetsa.org Help spread the word about invasive TSA screening by visiting and sharing bit.ly TRENTON— Senator Michael J. Doherty (R-Hunterdon, Warren) and Senator James Beach (D-Camden) today announced they will present resolutions to the Senate and Assembly calling on the US Congress to end TSA screening procedures requiring full body scans and pat downs at US airports Their action comes in response to widespread concerns over privacy and radiation, as well as reports of inappropriate conduct by TSA agents during the screening process. “The pursuit of security should not force Americans to surrender their civil liberties or basic human dignity at a TSA checkpoint,” said Doherty. “Subjecting law-abiding American citizens to naked body scans and full body pat downs is intolerable, humiliating, vulnerable to abuse, and is fast becoming a disincentive to travel. Particularly concerning to us is the fact that physical searches result in children being touched in private areas of the body. Terrorists hate America because of the freedoms upon which this great nation was built. By implementing these screening measures, the TSA has already handed a victory to those who seek to destroy our freedoms.” For full press release, visit bit.ly

May 23, 2011 – Senator Rand Paul takes to the floor of the US Senate to explain his position on the extension of provisions in the USA Patriot Act before the chamber’s procedural vote.

Valerie Plame testifies in CIA leak hearings (part 1)

Former CIA officer Valerie Plame testified before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee on Friday, March 16, 2007. Other parts: www.youtube.com www.youtube.com Plame believes she was outed as retaliation against her husband, former Ambassador Joseph Wilson, who criticized the Bush administration’s prewar intelligence on Iraq.
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Series of many Calls to Action (CTAs) here in TNP as we work as a unified team to defeat anti-self defense gun legislation in 2013. The proposed AWB seeks to criminalize millions of good Americans is a power grabbing, Marxist attempt at people control. We stand and be counted NOW, no cower in our houses hoping for the best and ranting anonymously on the internet about shit that doesn’t matter. This matters, do it. Watch video for details.///////////////////////Contact your Representative here: www.house.gov Senator here: www.senate.gov LETTER FOLLOWS: Dear Congressman: As you know, Congress is shockingly considering GUN LEGISLATION that will make enemies into millions of its citizens, breaching a trust long held. I urge to stand for individual liberty and trust in the citizenry, just like our Constitution affirms and clearly outlines. I urge you with the greatest commitment to VOTE AGAINST the AWB and any other legislation that purposes registration and banning of so-called “Assault Weapons.” These firearms are in tens of millions of households, held by good citizens, keeping the peace, and preserving their liberty. The percentage of criminal use of these guns is infinitesimal and statistically insignificant. More importantly these proposed laws registering and banning this broad category of guns will have no affect on crime. As we saw in the CT massacre at Sandy Hook, criminals will steal their guns, ignore ALL laws, and in the end probably use other destructive devices
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Senator Ford in the Gov Ops Subcommittee

Senator Ophelia Ford Testimony. Excerpts from the 5-14-07 General Welfare Subcommittee of the Joint Gov. Ops Committee.
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