Pongo Pete, the two-year-old orangutan to whom scientists have successfully taught the theory of evolution by natural selection, (Click Here) has announced he is considering conducting a lecture tour around the bible-belt region of the United States.
“Honestly, these humans are so dumb, they can’t see past the end of their wonderfully evolved noses. This stuff is so simple and obvious, even a five year old human should be able to understand it. Sheesh. Wake up humans!”, said Pongo Pete as he made the announcement.
Dr. Ronald Artest, Pete’s handler, has expressed his concern about the proposed tour. “While on the one hand we think it could do a great deal of good for inter-species relations, we’ve been unable to find a bullet-proof vest in Pete’s size, anywhere. There’s no telling what people might do, especially in Texas, when confronted with incontrovertible proof. It’s like suddenly realizing that the Commies weren’t such bad guys, after all”.
The news was greeted angrily by former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin. “No damn monkey is gonna tell me the truth about anything”, she said. “When does monkey-hunting season start?”
“It’s depressing”, said Pete. “I always believed that humans were made in our image, but had to finally accept the obvious. If I can do it, why can’t they?”
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The Senate recently passed the buck on voting on legislation to amend a current law stating that military women who were raped are not able to receive abortions. Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian discuss this terrible story. Subscribe to The Young Turks: bit.ly The Largest Online New Show in the World. Google+: www.gplus.to Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com
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May 23, 2011 – Senator Rand Paul takes to the floor of the US Senate to explain his position on the extension of provisions in the USA Patriot Act before the chamber’s procedural vote.
Former CIA officer Valerie Plame testified before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee on Friday, March 16, 2007. Other parts: www.youtube.com www.youtube.com Plame believes she was outed as retaliation against her husband, former Ambassador Joseph Wilson, who criticized the Bush administration’s prewar intelligence on Iraq. Video Rating: 4 / 5
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